HELLOO-Special Raksha Bandhan declaration for young ladies only!!!!
‘Kripya dhyan de’
Mujhe bhai maanane wali sabhi ladkiyo ko
Raksha bandhan ki shubhkamnaye
Aur
Nhi maanane wali ladkiya mujhe Valentine day standard sms kar sakti H
Kid and GirL Bus Stop Pe Khade The
Kid yE RisHta Kya kEhLata h?
Young lady Pavitra RisHta
Kid Is Pyar kO Kya NaaM Du?
Young lady Ek HaZaRo mE mEri BEhNa h.
Zindgi me Kabhi Tention tangle lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Pyaar k badle Fatkaar Mile to
.
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana
Har ladki tere liye bekarar H
Har ladki ko tera intzar H
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
transport kuch racket baad… ..
“RAAKHI” ka tyohaar H
!|!|! share fun and satisfaction with companions and sweetheart sending clever Raksha bandhan Jokes 2018!|!|! HaPPy RakshA BandhaN !|!|!
Makaan Maalik ki Chetaavani(warning)…beta poore saal to
teri bahut bahane aati hai, agar Raksha Bandhan standard ek bhi
bahan nahin aaya to makaan khaali kar dana.
Uska husn gaya kaleja cheer,
Nayano se barbas chhuta ek teer ===>
Vo muskraai :), paas aai boli,
Rakhi Bandh waale minor veer.
:: Raksha Bandhan Jokes ::
Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Chok Pr Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai,
Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge AaP,
Har Ladki K Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai…
Happy rakhi.
:: Funny rakhi sms 2018::
Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 26 August 2018 ko versatile Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kar skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko “BHAI” bna skti h.
Rakhi date – Raksha Bandhan, 26 August 2018
Hi Bhaiya, how r u? How’s life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell
se SMS kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan – Mallika Sherawat
Rakshi is 1 of the consecrated celebration in India. Celebration of fraternity celebrated on the full-moon day known as the Shravan Poornima. On this extremely unique day siblings and sisters pass on the solid obligation of friendship between one another. Sisters attach Rakhi to their siblings on the event and siblings offer blessings to their sisters.
:: Very amusing rakhi sms ::
Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme…
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai..
Janhit mai jari ………guys be cautious with girls…….
:: Funny rakhi sms ::
Rakhi Ka Tyohar Tha, Rakhi Bandhwane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri stomach muscle to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli,
Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.
Agar aap transport, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho
aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti
hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se cap jayen. Yeh
vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana
sakti hai… Janhit mai jaari!!!
Bhaiyo apni kalai bachake rakho. Kyo ki ladkiyo ko
separation ka naya tyohar rakhi jo mil gaya hai.
Na mother ki maar se Na father k atyachar se Na dosto ki fatkar se Na ldki k inkar se Na chaplo ki bochar se ldke drte h to bas “RAKHI” k tyohar se..
folks free guidance rakhi waley noise disconnected howdy reho kahi dusey commotion pata chaley tumhari family list principle 1 more sister include ho gayi ..baki application ko decision…
Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch clamor baad ‘Rakhi’ ka tyohar hai.
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. …………….funny rakhi sms
Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.
Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri stomach muscle to rakhibandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do………….rakhi sms
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. …………….funny rakhi sms
Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
Mein uske paas tha
Woh insignificant karib thi
Phir woh insignificant paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Poke maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj murmur
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Standard iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha
Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!……new amusing rakhi sms 2018
Happy Rakhsha Bandhan…
Apni Behen Ko Itna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Dusro Ki Behen Ko Karte Ho
Kid Happy Valentine day!
Young lady – Do you realize I am from Rohtak?
Kid Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi!
Pati-Mai kahta tha na hamara ladka ladkiyo ko chhedta hai
Patni-App ko kese pata Jee?
Pati-Rakhi ke commotion dekho sar se paon tak Rakhiya bandhe hai eske….rakhi jokes in hindi
